I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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