Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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