: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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