Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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