i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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