So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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