I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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