I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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