Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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