So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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