So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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