I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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