problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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