If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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