so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Alive.
So much puke
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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