i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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