Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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