i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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