This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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