im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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