I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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