We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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