He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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