Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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