I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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