You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
And then he peed in my hair
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