I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
