just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
