that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
