I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I have aggressive nipples.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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