Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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