We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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