she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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