he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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