Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
only you would photoshop your dick
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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