STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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