: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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