Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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