Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
