Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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