If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My liver just had a heart attack.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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