I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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