yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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