Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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