I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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