sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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