that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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