he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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