ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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