well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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