One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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