And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
And then he peed in my hair
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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